A Conversation with God

A Conversation with God

God: Did you know that I made everything? Everything that is, seen and unseen?

People: Great job, God!

One: Down to every last detail!

Two: Bravo God. Really, a magnificent job.

Three: You nailed the oceans. The way the waves roll in. Just gorgeous.

Four: And the mountains are spectacular, God. Well done.

People: Great job, God!

God: Did you know that I made you, too? Each one of you.

One: Oh yes. Another marvelous job, God!

Two: The human body is amazing.

Three: The way you made the brain work. Unbelievable!

Four: And the whole heart and lungs circulation thing. Fabulous!

One: Not to mention the reproductive system. Quite creative!

Two: Wonderful job with the whole body thing, God.

People: Great job, God!

Three: But about my hair, God. The color….

Four: Oh, and my freckles, God. What were you thinking?

One: Can we talk about swimsuits, God? And cellulite?

Two: I have a little problem with my nose.

Three: Oh, and I’ve always wanted bigger….

Four: And I want much much smaller…..

One: My height….

Two: My weight…

Three: My breasts…

Four: My hips…

People: What were you thinking? Great job, God….