Where's the ice cream?

Why is there no ice cream in the house? And what kind should we get? Chubby Hubby? Peanut butter cup? Mint chocolate chip? Straight up Breyer's vanilla? Someone could make a lot of money with a nighttime ice cream delivery service. File that one away for a business idea if we leave the ministry. Of course, then we'd be too busy delivering ice cream to sit at home and eat it, so never mind.